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	<title>The "E" Zone &#187; Jokes</title>
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		<title>ДЕСЯТЬ ЗАПОВЕДЕЙ ГРАМОТНОГО РАБОТНИКА</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 04:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Шеф прав. 2. Шеф всегда прав. 3. Шеф никогда не допускает ошибок &#8211; их совершают подчиненные. 4. Шеф не<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d0%b7%d0%b0%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%b9-%d0%b3%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d0%be%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>More Jokes</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/more-jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 03:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.eugenspivak.com/?p=233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[8 Марта &#8211; практически единственный день, когда женщина соглашается со всем, что говорится в её адрес Апофеоз эмансипации: женщина-пидор Больше<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/more-jokes" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Anekdoti</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/anekdoti-3</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Последним смеется тот, кто хуже всех соображает. Второй закон Архимеда: Женщина &#8211; слабое, беззащитное существо, от которого невозможно спастись. В<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/anekdoti-3" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Самые популярные фразы из советских фильмов</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%84</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 06:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wisdom]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.eugenspivak.com/?p=161</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Операция &#8220;Ы&#8221; и другие приключения Шурика -Кто не работает, тот ест! Учись студент! -Ну давай, бухти мне, как космические корабли<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%bc%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%83%d0%bb%d1%8f%d1%80%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b5-%d1%84%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d1%8b-%d0%b8%d0%b7-%d1%81%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b5%d1%82%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b8%d1%85-%d1%84" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Словарь алкоголика</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.eugenspivak.com/?p=159</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Бухать &#8211; употребление алкоголя в больших количествах, как правило в течение продолжительного времени, например, вожатая бухала всю смену. 2.<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%8c-%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%bb%d0%b8%d0%ba%d0%b0" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>ВОЕННАЯ МУДРОСТЬ</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.eugenspivak.com/?p=156</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. По команде &#8220;Отбой!&#8221; наступает темное время суток. 2. Дозорная машина высылается вперед на расстояние зрительной памяти. 4. Танки наступают<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b0%d1%8f-%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%b4%d1%80%d0%be%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Aforizmi</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/aforizmi</link>
		<comments>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/aforizmi#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.eugenspivak.com/?p=150</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[При создании творческой концепции не забывай о контрацепции. Мадам! Банан еще и кушать можно! Кривые ноги плотнее обхватывают шею По<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/aforizmi" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Anekdotov Malost&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/anekdotov-malost</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.eugenspivak.com/?p=139</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Блондинка рассказывает подругам: - Девчонки! Я себе пластическую операцию сделала. Вот здесь подтянула, тут убрала! Ещё и на сумочку осталось!<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/anekdotov-malost" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Anekdoti</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/anekdoti-2</link>
		<comments>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/anekdoti-2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Computer Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.eugenspivak.com/?p=136</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Если бы сегодня бульон был таким же теплым, как вино, вино – таким же старым, как курица, курица – такой<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/anekdoti-2" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>THE MATHS OF LIFE</title>
		<link>http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/the-maths-of-life</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smart man + Smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman =<a href="http://blog.eugenspivak.com/jokes/the-maths-of-life" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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